Hi

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sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

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jesseleighstone:

john-benderr:

it-always-gets-better-kid:

lady-tromboss:

this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.

forever reblog

does anyone have a link to this?

Holy shit :’(

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planetary-gogo:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

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nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image

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theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

(via one-step-closer-to-nothing)

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

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tvvink:

​THIS FAMILY CANNOT BE REAL

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skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

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